Darren O'Hanlon's Top Twenty

1. Rhythmic cattle
2. Keith Chegwin's lucky spanner
3. An attack of flatulence on the way to Popeye's allotment
4. Some bread
5. Wazacks
6. Grieving up a stepladder
7. Several Wendys
8. The Bishop of Woolworths
9. Cute and fluffy little councils
10. Watching an old man die
11. Eric Bristow and the Pointer Sisters
12. Piss
13. Worrying about sheds
14. Apple theft
15. Whispering to an Arab
16. Mumps
17. Twelve grand
18. The sound of laughter drifting through a medieval haircut
19. Welsh throats
20. Hens

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